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Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) Policy

We know that sometimes an item needs to be returned. Please completely review the return policies below use the RMA form to process your return. Here are the terms and conditions:

Step 1: The Online Form Dance 💃🕺
Before you send anything back, fill out our online return form below. It's like the "password" to our returns club. No form, no returns—no exceptions! 
We are a small company and returns cost us big time. We want you happy, but we also do not want to be abused.

The 7-Day Sprint 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️
You've got a whole week (7 days) from the moment your package arrives to decide if it's a keeper. After that, it's yours forever!

The "No Take-Backs" Zone 🚫
Sale items are like that last piece of cake—once it's gone, it's gone. So, no returns on sale items, sorry!

Choose Your Own Adventure 🗺️
If we give your return the thumbs-up, you can pick your prize: a full refund, store credit, or a different item. It's like a game show, but without the cheesy host.

Keep It Fresh 🌼
We want the stuff back the way we sent it: unworn, unwashed, and with tags still attached. Think of it as a time capsule, not a laundry basket.

The Return Journey 📦
You're the captain of your return ship, which means you pay for the voyage back to us. And if you're just not feeling the love for your item, we'll keep 10% for restocking (and maybe some office snacks).

The Waiting Game
Once we get your return, give us 14 days to process your refund, store credit, or exchange. We promise we won't spend that time just sipping coffee!

The Fine Print 📝
Your original order number is like your secret handshake with us. No number, no return.
Use a trackable shipping method for your return. If it gets lost, we won't be able to play detective.

Contact: Return Merchandise Authorization


Thanks for your RMA Info. We will be in touch as soon as possible to resolve your issue

For all mail returns, the customer is responsible for costs of return shipping. We recommend you return your items using an insured and trackable method. We are not responsible for packages lost or damaged during the return transit. Returns should be sent to:



Dangerous Ideas RMA

P.O. Box 660

Crestone, CO 81131

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